(supposedly actual answers on tests)
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
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