Thursday, April 18, 2013

Adult Truths #5:

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and pinning the tail on the donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find an push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

The first testicular guard, the 'cup', was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

Heal the past, live the present and dream the future.

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