Why everyone likes retirement #1:

How many days in a week? 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday

When is a retiree's bedtime? About 3 hours after they fall asleep in the recliner.

How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it might take all day.

What's the biggest gripe of retirees? There is not enough time to get everything done.

Why don't retirees mind being called seniors? Because the term comes with a 10%-15% discount.