Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Joke Editor's Dictionary #2:

Committee - n. - A cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Conclusion - n. - The place you reach when you're tired of thinking.

Dachsund - n. - A dog that is half a dog high and a dog and a half long.
Disappointment - n. - Receiving no likes on a witty status.
Drama - n. Life with the dull bits left out.

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