Why everyone likes retirement #3:

What is the best way to describe retirement? The never-ending coffee break.

What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? He too polite to tell the whole truth.

What do you do all week? Monday through Friday, nothing... Saturday and Sunday, rest.