Why everyone likes retirement #2:

Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Tied shoes

Why do retirees count pennies? They are the only ones who have the time.

What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Nuts.

Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

What do retirees call a long lunch? Normal