Jury - n. - Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. (Robert Frost)
Ketchup - n. - A condiment that, when left overnight on a dinner plate, has a longer half-life than radioactivity. (Wes Smith)
Life - n. - What happens when you're not watching TV. (Jason Love)
Media - n. - The plural of mediocrity. (Jimmy Breslin)
Meow - n. - Woof, in cat. (George Carlin)
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