The jokes I post are not original at all, and I will give credit if I have it available. I have accumulated many over the past years and just want to share them.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Serenity #4:
I've sure gotten old! I've had 2 bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia; have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my drivers license!
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