My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couln't park anywhere near the place.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
I was going 70 MPH and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 MPH?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long." this one reminds me of my grandfather and some of his excuses to cops
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yes, but I don't believe everything I read."
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour. Who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the entire area was missing.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day. That means it's going to be up all night.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
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