A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are mad up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
On the other had, you have different fingers.
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