Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Steven Wright #5

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are mad up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

On the other had, you have different fingers.

No comments:

Post a Comment