The hardness of the peanut butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one peron is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a poor memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Change is inevitable - except from vending machines.
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