I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
You know how it is wwhen you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading ... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. (special for Nita)
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Smoking cures weight problems ... eventually.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
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